girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

(Fuente: spockdarlin, vía backagainharry)

queenvstyles:

The entire fight. 

(vía settledown-with-mee)

larrydelevingnesheeran:

carsonphillips:

When a fic is so good you have to take a break in order to roll around on your bed and flail your limbs everywhere

This actually happens

(vía settledown-with-mee)

yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

(vía settledown-with-mee)

(Fuente: paycero, vía calmyourhoranmoans)

emojchic:

"Love you long time Pocahontas xjadex"️

(vía jesynudes)

Don’t worry if you don’t fit in right now, kids…

huskypanda:

my life is like a bad US version of a really good show made in the UK

(vía nialljhoren)

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